Mega Shark Flow Chart, Three Thousand Years of Safe Flying, and The Return of Hawaii Five-O

 
Enjoy Madrid through the suggestions of DesignSponge editor and throw-pillow addict Grace Bonney. (Design Sponge)
 
Fans of sparkly nonsense, rejoice! “Captain E.O.”—the 17-minute sci-fi spectacular starring Michael Jackson returns to Disneyland after a 13-year absence. (Gridskipper)
 
Ever since we watched “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus“, we’ve been wondering how said Mega Shark could have eaten an airplane in flight. Now we know. (Flowing Data via GOOD)
 
Given that there’s only one airline accident per 1.4 million flights (Mega Shark attacks included), you could theoretically take a commercial flight every day for 3,859 years without an accident. That’s a whole lot of single-serving bags of cashews. (CNN)
 
Flavorwire has a handy list of the 81 pilots you might be watching next fall. The big news? “Hawaii Five-O” is back, baby! (Flavorwire)
 
It’s now legal to carry loaded firearms in national parks—have fun! (Gadling)
 
Stream the entirety of Joanna Newsom’s new album “Have One on Me” while your bosses aren’t watching. (Vulture)

Image: “The Nominal Three (to William of Ockham)”, Dan Flavin, 1963, at the Museo Nacional de Arte Reina Sofía, Madrid, Spain